On screen
Cast
41 credited performers
William Hellfire
Derwin
Joey Smack
Derick
Erin Brown
Bible Girl
Lilly Tiger
Play Girl
Artwork unavailable
Chris Perez
Car Kid
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Henry Krinkle
Retard
Artwork unavailable
Mikey Ovum
Spam Jock
Artwork unavailable
Ryan Trimmer
Benchpress
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Kendall 'Shorty' Ward
Afro-American
Artwork unavailable
Marie Mazur
Song Girl
Artwork unavailable
Mike Ronor
Goth Boy
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Liz Bathory
Goth Girl
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Michael Lema
No Info Boy
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Jacqueline D'angelo
911 Dispatcher
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Michelle Chard
911 Girl
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Beef Hunkster
Teacher
Michael L. Raso
Young Derwin / The Police Chief
Artwork unavailable
Stephen Harris
The Fathers
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Pamela Anne
The Mothers
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Larry Wellman
The Principal
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Pete Floris
Internet Teacher
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Murtal Murtz
School Announcer
Pete Jacelone
The Janitor
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Thomas Linden
The Gun Man
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Hernandez
The Gun Mans Assistant
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Minty Hansen
Cafeteria Lady
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John James
Bible Boy
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Martina Solej
Screaming Girl
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Lora Lane
Newscaster
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Nathan Lanman
Cameraman
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Carl Pitt
Policeman
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Mick Leo
Swat Answering Machine
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Michael Lione
Teenage Boy #1
Artwork unavailable
Patrick Henderson
Teenage Boy #2
Artwork unavailable
Michael J Scillia
Surviving Jock #1
Artwork unavailable
Kyle Lee Laferrière
Surviving Jock #2
Artwork unavailable
Justine
Rose Girl
John Link
Scientist
Artwork unavailable
Bob Gonzo
Entrepreneur
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John Bacchus
The Preacher
John Paul Fedele
G.U.N. Association Representative