On screen
Cast
39 credited performers
Asta Paredes
Chrissy
Catherine Corcoran
Lauren
Lloyd Kaufman
Lee Harvey Herzkauf
Zac Amico
Zack
Vito Trigo
Leonardo
Artwork unavailable
Babette Bombshell
Principal Westly
Clay von Carlowitz
Eugene
Artwork unavailable
Tara E. Miller
Rachel Ruysch
Artwork unavailable
Mike Baez
Donatello
Artwork unavailable
Mark Quinnette
Michaelangelo
Artwork unavailable
Josh Potter
Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock
Debbie Rochon
Coach Kotter
Stefan Dezil
Slater
Brenda Rickert
Aunt Bee
Ron Jeremy
God
Nicola Fiore
Ms. Bigguns
Joe Fleishaker
Lauren 6 Months Later
Charlotte Kaufman
Audrey Benjamin
Doug Sakmann
Flag Cretin / Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
Monique Dupree
Shower Girl
Artwork unavailable
Nico Praz
Tromorganic Burger Victim
Mark Torgl
School Janitor
Stan Lee
Narrator
Lemmy Kilmister
The President
Robert Bozek
Named Him Randall
John Patrick Brennan
Jeffrey the Hazmat Goon
Teresa Hui
Zac's Rejection Girl
Nadia White
Shower Girl
Brandy Mason
Shower Girl Brandy
James D. Rolfe
The Angry Video Game Nerd
Corina Taylor
Tro-Gasm Girl
Bailey Jay
Cameo
John Migliore
Tromaville Citizen
Meg Carriero
Asian School Girl
Artwork unavailable
Lauren Sylvester
Eugene's Tranny Friend
Artwork unavailable
Heather Cahill
Shower Girl
James Murray
Chuck Flingus
Jim Sheppard
Raphael
Artwork unavailable
Reiki Tsuno
Rembrandt