On screen
Cast
15 credited performers
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Ian Williams
Mark
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Thomas Arklie
Simon
Gordon Alexander
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Dillie Keane
Siobban
Nicholas Harrison
Siobhan's First Lover
Ian McKellen
Quilt Documentary Narrator (voice)
Sinitta
Quilt Documentary Narrator (voice)
Caroline Munro
Mrs. Pignon
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Paul Cottingham
1st Poxy Shirt Lifter
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Lloyd T. Williams
Bodybuilder
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Robert Sturtz
Chris
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Benjamin Sterz
Man in Gym
Tony Slattery
Terry
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Brian Carter
Leather Man
John Altman
Dogger