On screen
Cast
54 credited performers
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Charles Fleischer
Pontiac
Larry Miller
The Chief
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
Holly Aird
Maria
Keith Allen
Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
Martin Clunes
Martin
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
Allan Corduner
Sam
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Peter Gordeno
The Shaman
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Burt Kwouk
Wang
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Chris Langham
Hubba
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger
Artwork unavailable
Andrew Bailey
Genghis
Artwork unavailable
Philip Herbert
Ginger
Artwork unavailable
David Boyce
Customer with Ear
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Artwork unavailable
Dave Freeman
Inquisitor 1
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
Artwork unavailable
James Pertwee
Inquisitor 4
Artwork unavailable
Toby Dale
Inquisitor 5
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Artwork unavailable
Don Maclean
Inquisitor with Ham Sandwiches
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
Artwork unavailable
John Antrobus
Manservant
Lynda Baron
Meg
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Artwork unavailable
Mark Arden
Mark
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries
Artwork unavailable
Marc Sinden
Captain Perez
Artwork unavailable
Reed Martin
Poca Hontas
Artwork unavailable
Prudence Solomon
Ha Ha
Artwork unavailable
Peter Grant
Cardinal (uncredited)
Peter Pedrero
Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)
Artwork unavailable
Lorraine Sass
Girl in Spanish Court (uncredited)
Artwork unavailable
Joanna Stride
Sultan's Servant (uncredited)