On screen
Cast
29 credited performers
Jane Jensen
Juliet Capulet
Will Keenan
Tromeo Que
Valentine Miele
Murray Martini
William Beckwith
Cappy Capulet
Artwork unavailable
Steve Gibbons
London Arbuckle
Sean Gunn
Sammy Capulet
Debbie Rochon
Ness
Lemmy Kilmister
Narrator
Stephen Blackehart
Benny Que
Artwork unavailable
Flip Brown
Father Lawrence
Artwork unavailable
Earl McKoy
Monty Que
Artwork unavailable
Gene Terinoni
Detective Ernie Scalus
Artwork unavailable
Wendy Adams
Ingrid Capulet
Tamara Marie Watson
Georgie Capulet
Artwork unavailable
Antonia Lurie
Brittany
Artwork unavailable
Jacqueline Tavarez
Rosy
Tiffany Shepis
Peter
Joe Fleishaker
1-900-HOT-HUNK
James Gunn
Found a Peanut Father
Lloyd Kaufman
Shocked Onlooker
Lisbeth Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Charlotte Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Artwork unavailable
Caroline Smith
Pauline
Artwork unavailable
Jason Green
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Ron Jeremy
Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Artwork unavailable
Garon Peterson
Fu Chang
Artwork unavailable
Joseph Anthony
Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
Artwork unavailable
Craig Adams
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Artwork unavailable
Neil Ruddy
Nice Man Hit By Car!!