Telephoneme

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Voice Research Laboratory has partnered with Swedish Secrets Productions to produce this colorful, geometric televideo as a means to inform the public of a massive linguistic conspiracy discovered while conducting routine tests on letters & phrases previously thought to be benign. It contains helpful charts and diagrams, never-before-seen footage and accurate historical & scientific context to help the viewer draw his or her own conclusions. It is two minutes and forty-nine seconds long, and is most likely both entertaining and informative. Please discuss this film on completion.