On screen
Cast
33 credited performers
Frankie Howerd
Alphonse of Monte Carlo / Alfred Askett
Dora Bryan
Amber Spottiswood
George Cole
'Flash' Harry
Reg Varney
Gilbert
Raymond Huntley
Sir Horace, the Minister
Richard Wattis
Manton Bassett
Artwork unavailable
Portland Mason
Georgina
Terry Scott
Policeman
Eric Barker
Culpepper Brown
Artwork unavailable
Godfrey Winn
Truelove
Colin Gordon
Noakes
Desmond Walter-Ellis
Leonard Edwards
Arthur Mullard
Big Jim
Norman Mitchell
William
Cyril Chamberlain
Maxie
Larry Martyn
Chips
Artwork unavailable
Leon Thau
Pakistani Porter
Elspeth Duxbury
Veronica Bledlow
Barbara Couper
Character not listed
Carole Ann Ford
Character not listed
Margaret Nolan
Character not listed
Maggie Rennie
Character not listed
Jean St. Clair
Character not listed
Lisa Lee
Character not listed
Peter Gilmore
Character not listed
Michael Ripper
Character not listed
George Benson
Character not listed
Meredith Edwards
Character not listed
Jeremy Clyde
Character not listed
Aubrey Morris
Character not listed
William Kendall
Character not listed
Stratford Johns
The Voice (voice)
Ingrid Boulting
Schoolgirl