On screen
Cast
29 credited performers
Asta Paredes
Chrissy
Catherine Corcoran
Lauren
Brenda Rickert
Aunt Bee
Lloyd Kaufman
Lee Harvey Herzkauf
Stan Lee
Narrator
Leesa Rowland
Victoria
Lemmy Kilmister
The President
Zac Amico
Zack
Vito Trigo
Leonardo
Clay von Carlowitz
Eugene
Debbie Rochon
Coach Kotter
Artwork unavailable
Mike Baez
Donatello
Artwork unavailable
Tara E. Miller
Rachel
Artwork unavailable
Babette Bombshell
Principal Westly
Stefan Dezil
Slater
Rick Collins
Ron Simms
Artwork unavailable
Gabriela Fuhr
Kelly
Caleb Emerson
Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard)
Artwork unavailable
William Dreyer
Arnold
Artwork unavailable
Mark Quinnette
Michaelangelo
Artwork unavailable
Adam P. Murphy
Mr. Chips
Judah Friedlander
The World Champion
Artwork unavailable
Josh Potter
Jock / The Toxic Avenger
Kyle Rappaport
Dancing Boy
Robert Prichard
Cop #1
Lisa Gaye
Professor Holt
Artwork unavailable
Brick Bronsky
Dick Smith
John Migliore
Lauren's Chauffer
Artwork unavailable
Joe Narode
Joey Muscles (uncredited)