On screen
Cast
13 credited performers
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Roger Q. Mason
Taffeta
Pete Ploszek
Abe
Alex Esola
Elmer
Ted Rooney
The President
Charlie Thurston
The Long-Distance Caller
Philippe Bowgen
The Director
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Gillian Williams
The First Lady
Natasha Dewhurst
The Patron of the Arts
Mia Ellis
The Best Supporting Actress
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Cherie Corinne Rice
The Ferrywoman
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Linnea Liu Dakin
The Moderator
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Chad Callaghan
The Hunk
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Tyler Woehl
The Heartthrob