SWM: Straight White Male

WANTED: SWM. Seeking the same. Chi Chi LaRue wants a Straight White Male seeking to explore the "other" side. Applicants must be open and willing to try new adventures. Need to share house expenses and other fringe benefits. You must be in shape, rock hard, and have a willing mouth and ass. Big, thick dicks and sweet, tight manholes are a must. Real men only need apply. Men such as Mason Jarr. Other men such as Nick Yeager, big dicked J.J. Bond, cute boy-bottom Brandon Small, T.J. Hart, hairy and hirsute Logan Reed, as well as the dark and sexy Mical Kase, applied . . . and did more than their share of the household upkeep. The newspaper ad read. . ."Straight white male seeks same. . .are you man enough to apply?" Straight White Male will satisfy your curiosity. Features that hunk of butch "straight" trade himself Mason Jarr (JarHead; Pucker Up).